Evening Chaps,

Big news this week was the fact the 2 undefeated kings of the champions league and europa league both lost their 100% record! Sharp Blade lost to Pete ‘Pistol’ Shaw who finally hit top form having ditched his £400 bat in favour of a £2.50 Dunlop Ply Plank. More of the same next week v TNT please!!

Tony ‘Soprano’ Holden was undone in his quest for promotion falling to 7 week late debutant Nick ‘Ping’ Pongo in what was described by the capacity crowd of 1 on centre court as an epic.

With a full house and all tables set out ready for some sweatbox action the biggest shout of the evening came when Nik ‘PA’ Tucker called an urgent EGM Committee meeting. Agenda Items included last weeks royal rumble, a new league format that nobody understood and plans to introduce a new youth team by voting Ray into the new league. All Agreed (i think).

Next weeks action should be a cracker and rumour has it that Jim ‘Gump’ Balmforth will be setting up another fantasy league for us to enter.

See you next week

Sharp Blade